Post by Archon on Aug 18, 2010 0:52:27 GMT -5
A R C H O N
L A Z A R
K R A N T Z
• Stats •
• Pronunciation: (ARH-kon LAH-zahr KRAHnts)
• Nickname(s): Archy (or Archie), Khon, Khonnie, Akon
• Age: 20
• Gender: Male
• Birthday/Sign: July 18th/Cancer
• Sexual Orientation: Straight (…or at least we think)
• Marital Status: Single (clearly)
• Random Fact: His name, Archon, fittingly means tyrant.
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• Appearance •
• Portrayed By: Jamie Pryde
• Hair Color: Darkish brown
• Eye Color: Green
• Height: Around 6’6”
• Stature: Broad-shouldered, muscular
• Marks, Scars, Tattoos, Piercings: Multiple scars varying in severity, but the most noticeable is the one strip around his neck, which most mistake as self mutilation, but is actually from a collar he was forced to wear, which was so tight that it ended up boring into the skin.
•• Archon is extremely self conscious, and he wears clothes that are at least a size too big because of it. These tend to be jeans or pull-over sweaters. It would literally have to be sweltering hot for him to wear anything as revealing as a T-shirt (though think of all the pit sweat he’d have in those sweaters… ew).
• Personality •
•• Just think of an extreme version of a bully, and then imagine 41 other words here, and we’ll be all good (though if you really REALLY want, I can give you the personality I wrote that’s over 900 words, located hur).
Likes:
• Being respected
• The cold side of the pillow
• Chicken wings
• Being seen as ‘normal’
• Intimidating others
• Everything to be in order—almost OCD-like with the way in which he insists the space around him is tidy and organized
Dislikes:
Well, he has a fair amount of these, but I’ll just outline his… most hated.
• Life in general
• People in general
• Everything in general
• Large bodies of water
• Rain
• Being a disappointment
• Loud noises (specifically thunder)
• Being proved wrong
• Waiting
• Being analyzed
• Meeting new people—or having to socialize at all, really
• Being criticized
• Surprises
• Failure
Talents:
• Has a stomach of steel and will consume just about anything edible
• Can and will blow up like a volcano in no time flat
• Has a robust and intimidating form, as well as a daunting glare
• Tremendously high pain tolerance
• Can dress his own wounds, depending on their location—he obviously couldn’t dress a wound on his back, for example
• Can hate anything (yes, for Archon, this is a talent)
Habits:
• Overly paranoid
• Has hydrophobia, the fear of water (or, more specifically, drowning in water)
• Plagued with frequent flashbacks
• Feigns confidence, despite having none
• Socially retarded
• Forgetful when it comes to a person’s name
• Obsessed with proving himself
• Has a compulsive swearing problem
• Also has the oddest laugh you will ever hear. It is literally like ‘hehhehehehehhe’ or ‘kehehekehehhe’. Fortunately for your ears, however, Archon hardly laughs, and therefore not many people will know this strange sound
• Extremely self-serving and really takes that ‘every man for himself’ philosophy to heart
• Tends to do things the average person would find socially unacceptable—like scratching his crotch in mid-conversation, for instance
• Does not usually understand sarcasm. If you insult him sarcastically, sometimes he’ll say, “Thanks,” like it was an actual compliment
• Sometimes he’ll hiss and/or growl to express his emotions instead of articulating them
Favorites:
• Favourite breakfast—BACON
• Favourite main course—deep fried HAWT WINGS
• Favourite Mexican food—TACOZZZZ
• Favourite desert—uhhhh… bacon?
• Favourite activity—eating (obviously)
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• Records •
• Family: His mother, Verima (location unknown) and father unknown
• Friends: Archon? Friends? AHAH those two words don’t below in a sentence together unless there’s the words ‘doesn’t have’ in between them.
• Spouse: Refer to above sentence, and add in the fact that he’s a virgin (this is the part where you all point and laugh)
• Health: Other than his obvious mental conditions, Archon is perfectly healthy… physically
• Conditions: Anger management issues, tremendously paranoid, a social retard, has hydrophobia (fear of water), and also suffers from frequent flashbacks of his past.
• Risk: Low to medium
• Length of Residency: Newb (about a couple of months or so)
• History: Since I’m feeling particularly lazy, I’ll force you to wait until he has a flashback of AWESOME, which I like doing, so you’ll find out eventually.
I’ll just go over how he was sent here:
So one bright and sunny afternoon, Archon was strolling along the sidewalk with his dog when WHABAM, there’s these kids with GUNS and he’s all like, ‘WTF GUNS AHHHH MUST RETALIATE WITH MY GUN.’ Little did Archon know, these were toy guns and they could hardly stand up to Archon’s actual gun. He hadn’t actually shot anybody, but this, of course, sent the nearby parents into a frenzy, and Archon was arrested, then eventually sent here on court order.
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• Out of Character •
• Name: Dodes
• Other characters: Zodiakers
• How did you find the site? M TO THE I TO THE N TO THE K
• Favorite flavor of pie? correct answer accepted and removed