[G] Ismirshalen Linnaeus

[&Ismirshalen]

I S M I R S H A L E N
A L E X A N D E R
L I N N A E U S

•Stats•

• Pronunciation:Is-mir-shall-an alex-an-dur lin-a-us

• Nickname(s):Anything relating to Izzy or caffeine

• Age: 40, born in 1968 [except since he has good enough genes and went through plenty of plastic surgery he only looks to be around his late 20s WHEN HE IS WEARING MAKEUP.]

• Birthday/Sign: April 12th; Aries

• Sexual Orientation:Straight

• Marital Status: Single

•Appearance•

• Portrayed By: Lou Pucci

• Hair Color: BLAAACCCCKKKKK. Except it's naturally blond. He dyes it, and his eyebrows. And wears black mascara to hide his eyelashes.

• Eye Color: Clear blue. Like looking into a… clear blue eye.

• Height: 6'1"

• Stature: Tall and stands as straight as an arrow because he lived in a very strict home

• Marks, Scars, Tattoos, Piercings: He's totally clean, man

•• Skin is pale white, he's like chalk. Not very muscular, though the small muscle he has is rock hard. He's strong despite how he looks. His eye shape is a bit narrow and slanted [from plenty of plastic surgery]. His lips are rather thin, and his nose is thin but with a bump on the bridge. He's kind of malnourished looking too, with hallow cheeks. His hair is wavy and could almost be considered curly and is normally kept long in order to hide a certain bald spot on his scalp.

Basically Ismirshalen dresses as if he had just walked out of the 1920s. He generally wears black suits with ties, pinstripe dress pants, dress shoes, and always a black top hat. Also he has a cane, as his left foot was rendered unstable by a past event.

•Personality•

•• Lazy British fuck with a temper.

Likes:
+ Coffee
+Gambling
+Coffee
+Mable
+Coffee
+Free time
+When girls flirt with him
+To think that he isn't socially impaired

Dislikes:
+His cane
+Mable
+Gambling
+Animals
+Wearing wrinkly clothes
+Sleeping
+Blood
+His job
+Working
+The French
+Himself

Talents:
+Playing the piano
+Making coffee
+Being polite
+Throwing things

Habits:
+Drinking coffee
+Drinking too much coffee
+Experiencing a crash in the middle of walking
+Saying something stupid
+Brooding
+Unleashing explosive bouts of anger at those around him.

Favorites:
+++COFFEE?!

•Records•

• Family: DEAD!

• Friends: ...Vincent DeVrais. Vincent is his only friend.

• Spouse: None

• Health: He has an exceptionally high level of caffeine in his bloodstream [which causes heart palpitations/increased heart rate/insomnia]. And a bum left leg [CANNEEEEE!]

• Conditions [for patients]/Convictions [for criminals]: He's a guard.

• Risk: He's a guard.

• Length of Residency: He was recently employed.

• History: Ismirshalen was born into a wealthy family, however his parents were both shot and killed when he was three, so he can't remember them. He was moved to a strict and expensive orphanage where he lived to the age of 18 [he left as soon as possible]. During the duration of his stay he was taught all the mannerism he could ever possibly want. Unfortunately for him, the stay was also a living hell, due to the fact that the home was shared by terrible children that bullied Ismirshalen to no end. Tortured him, physically and mentally, until the boy had such a low esteem that he hid inside his room as much as possible. And grew very socially impaired despite all the proper teaching he received. By the time he left he was a very polite boy, however he could hardly hold conversations. Immediately after his departure he moved to his parents' isolated mansion and lived there until he was forty. He became extremely vain and when he was in his mid-thirties he got extensive amounts of plastic surgery. At one point he had a wife. He doesn't like to talk about what happened to his wife. One day his butler kicked him out, suggesting he go work at the Quack Shack.

•Out of Character•

• Name: Henri
• Other characters: Diesel, Gretchen
• How did you find the site? I are the maker
• Favorite flavor of pie? accepted and removed