Her

[lynx]

Katze had already fallen alseep. He actually looked pretty cute when he slept; like a puppy. Or something cute like that. Serious buisness call there. He was even curled up like a cat or dog would be at night!

Awww, who could resist such a cute cute sight, hm? [EVIL PEOPLE]

[.xander;;]

honest to jesus, xander was rather appalled that katze fell asleep during their therapy session. wasn't he the psychiatrist? i mean, xander was certainly no psychiatrist but he was pretty sure they weren't supposed to fall asleep during therapy. maybe the patient could if they were bored to death, but... really?

xander spent this time doing what one would THINK were ordinary human OCDs [fixing hair, cleaning nails, tidying clothes] but was ACTUALLY considered by him to be grooming. maybe there was even some tongue-washcloth in there too. woof, baby.

[lynx]

Falls off the chair and is suddenly jerked awake by this! Gasps! Calms. He sighed a little and then hugged himself for a moment, with just a minute... Scowls a little bit mnetally before sitting up, and apologizing profusely to both of them.

Stands; and falls over. The poor wee man was at his limit!

[.xander;;]

xander looked down at katze. okay. really? it was like five minutes ago they had been in this ridiculously deep conversation. and now the dude just decided to take a nap, fall over, get up, and fall over again?!

xander shook his head and gave katze a look as he wrote, if you need to sleep, we can always do this later.

[lynx]

Dr. Katze obviously needed a nappy. He stood up, downed an espresso, and was sitting on the couch smiling as if someone had given him a happy shot. Oh yeah, Katze was wired for the next half hour. Smiles. "Alright then, is there anything you're going to tell me?"

[.xander;;]

a sigh escaped the brunet's throat. thank you, caffeine! now he got to be tortured some more. xander began to stare boredly at the wall, then decided katze deserved at least some recognition. after all, he was his psychiatrist!

oh yeah, i just thought of something, he wrote with an expression of fake enthusiasm. i don't like you. hard face.

[lynx]

"We established that on the first day, Xander. Yet--we made a lot of progress..." Except for the rest of the details with the male's parents, 'her', and what happened on the funny farm... this puzzle was looking pretty well. The edges completed, and some of the innards were there! He was doing quite well!

"We've gone quite far."

[.xander;;]

bullshit. xander's eyes narrowed. you think you know everything. you don't know anything.

he didn't intend to let katze know anything, either. like hell he could "help." that's what they all said. none of them helped, they only made it worse.

[lynx]

"I do know everything; ask me a question." Yes, he was going to have some fun with this. "About facts, not personal things..." Nods his head to those words! Now his body was shaking witht the hyperativity!

[ Space space space space space space space space CLOUD space space space space CLOUD space CLOUD!]

[.xander;;]

was this guy serious? what a nutjob. well, if katze could have fun with it, so could xander.

what's the average bite pressure, in pounds per square inch, of domestic dogs? hearing the know-it-all's answers would be fun. and what is the average for wolves? and if you can answer that, well, here he smiled and exhaled heavily in a dog laugh, tell me what the average is for werewolves.