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Post by lynx on Jul 12, 2009 22:25:54 GMT -5
"You haven't met Dr. DeVrais have you?" Obviously not or he'd be like 'Yeah, I'm sooo totally not the scariest thing in existance'.
Shrugs a shoulder and turns to the side, looks rather eagerly at his milkshake, wait. Gets it. DRINK DRINK. <3 Oh yeah, just so happy.
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Post by .xander;; on Jul 12, 2009 23:43:59 GMT -5
oh, i’ve met just about every “therapist” in this joint. that was xander’s way of saying “no” without adding “but whoever he is, he isn’t as scary as me.” katze wanted him cooperative. “your opinion is worth shit” is not the most cooperative thing to say to a guy.
katze sure loved those milkshakes. by the way--by this time, xander has been fully convinced that lynx is gay. he doesn’t mind, though, as long as lynx doesn’t get fresh with him. the man’s sexuality is none of his concern unless it is shoved upon him. and of course, lynx wants to molest xander, but he can control his urges. i mean seriously, the guy has never touched himself before. |
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Post by lynx on Jul 12, 2009 23:55:10 GMT -5
Lol, Lynx isn't gay. He bought a playboy? Nahhh, not yet. Well, he finished it and was content now. Chuckles a little.
"I'm sorry if I'm a little off, it's... been a long week, so to say Xander." Very honest with him. "Women are frightening creatures."
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Post by .xander;; on Jul 13, 2009 0:10:20 GMT -5
so xander had noticed. well, to him, every week in this hellhole was a long one. damn, he wished he hadn’t gotten his north sector privileges revoked. he missed the outdoors, even if there was no snow like there was back home during the winter. throw a guy from the mountains into a desert and he isn’t prone to be too happy about it, but dead trees were better than no trees. and considering no one bothered watering the ones here…
the brunet quirked a brow at katze’s last statement. another check on the “telltale signs of homosexuality” list. lynx’s fear of women didn’t spark much interest in xander, but the lycanthrope had learned that katze never said anything he didn’t want some kind of reaction from.
how so? the patient responded, giving dr. katze what he wanted for once. |
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Post by lynx on Jul 13, 2009 0:22:35 GMT -5
Just pulls out a restraining order, folds it up; he then of course tossed it at the other. As a plane and crap so the other could read it. It was against a Margaret Ultra whom had charges of harrassment, sexual harrassment, and other things like stalking.
Yeah, dear and sweet Lynx was afraid of women. "S-she molested me..."
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Post by .xander;; on Jul 13, 2009 0:28:53 GMT -5
it was very hard to resist jumping at the plane and catching it in his mouth like a frisbee. why did he suddenly want to play frisbee now?
okay so xander snatched the paper airplane right out of the air lightening fast because he was a beast like that. this was with his right hand, of course. never the left. it was still resting numbly beside the board.
now xander read the restraining order and listened to lynx’s three-word story. eventually he folded the paper back up and tossed it to the blond.
interesting. i’m sorry, he lied.
it was even harder resisting the strong urge to roll around laughing. |
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Post by lynx on Jul 14, 2009 15:02:29 GMT -5
"It's not funny, Xander." There was this slightly pouting expression on his face. He tucked the restraining order away and hugged close to himself. There was an obvious unhappiness to him at this point. He seemed very very scared and disturbed.
"I know it might be humorous to you, but I really don't like bold and pushy women. I like... nice, calm... nerdy ones."
Such a douchebag, for the win.
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Post by .xander;; on Jul 14, 2009 16:32:25 GMT -5
katze was either his usual quick-to-assume self, or a mind reader. you see, xander has one hell of a poker face and he figured he had it on right then.
okay, so just about anyone would find lynx’s predicament funny.
nice, calm, and nerdy? the brunet wrote with a slight grin penetrating his stone expression. there’s no such thing. that’s why they’re called ‘women.’ |
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Post by lynx on Jul 14, 2009 17:24:33 GMT -5
Lynx is a genius, duh.
So the doctor rolled his eyes. "I'll find the girl for me one day, then I'll retire and live on my little fortune for the rest of my days." Shrugs a shoulder, it seemed ridiculous even to him.
"...So then, can I get a smile?"
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Post by .xander;; on Jul 18, 2009 23:10:44 GMT -5
right. good luck with that, lynxy. in the meantime, xander was still fighting the urge to play frisbee. why he wanted to was beyond him. as far as he was concerned, wolves didn’t have frisbees to catch. but if they did, they would want to. considering how much he did.
then good old katze changed the subject again and brought xander’s attention back to more pressing matters than playing catch. by now the brunet’s slight grin had faded again into the flat line his mouth often took the shape of.
i don’t recall smiles being a part of our contract, he wrote, quirking a brow at katze. he wasn’t trying to be difficult--it just happened that way. |
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