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Post by .xander;; on Aug 5, 2009 2:06:24 GMT -5
was xander alright? his psychiatrist just flipped him off. of course he was alright. well, that and the whole incident the other day. and the events that followed it. let's just say xander wasn't exactly the happiest person on earth right now.
i'm just dandy, he replied, still scowling.
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Post by lynx on Aug 5, 2009 3:31:32 GMT -5
Wasn't flipping him off, was just showing him the damage to his finger on why he couldn't type. If he was really malicious, he would've said 'fuck you'. Tifferny's just a bitch and picked that finger because in the end this is all up to her. She found it funny after all, and so did Mink.
Speaking of Minks. The CAT Mink was on the bed now, and curled up beside Lynx, starting to purr, so one hand was now occupied with the petting of the most adorable cat in the world. At least in Lynx's opinion.
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Post by .xander;; on Aug 5, 2009 13:38:31 GMT -5
when katze wasn't asking stupid questions that he could not possibly conclude any reliable information from, he wasn't talking at all. it perplexed xander when he tried to name anything they had accomplished in their three months of sessions. the only thing he recalled getting done was ruining each others' moods, which generally occurred every day. the point in that?
why do i even come here? he asked with a dull glare when lynx was silent for a while. what is my sitting here accomplishing? xander just didn't want to admit he loved lynxy <3
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Post by lynx on Aug 5, 2009 14:17:22 GMT -5
Lynx smiled a little bit. "You're here because I requested a session with you while I'm gone from the office..." He shrugged a shoulder and looked so beat up. Poor skinny Lynx was always getting hurt.
Yes, Dr. Katze needed a guard of his own to protect him from Xander. Constantly, but XANDER HAD SAVED HIM! Or tried, actually. Lynx was just sooooo soooo sooo touched.
Yes, he loved Xander too. Types in a heart. "And there's always a use, I'm to help make you better!"
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Post by .xander;; on Aug 5, 2009 14:31:08 GMT -5
that's funny. i don't feel better. ah, xander, ever the cynic. he did not particularly appreciate the heart, either. actually, he didn't appreciate much of anything, as his treatment of lynx showed. he didn't exactly know how much ipods cost nowadays, but they probably weren't cheap. well, anything smaller than the island nation continent they were situated in was probably like pocket change to such a rich man as lynx katze. xander rolled his eyes at his own thoughts, hopefully too dark to see clearly past his messy bangs. the last thing he needed was "omfg xander wats teh rong?" from katze.
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Post by lynx on Aug 5, 2009 15:03:47 GMT -5
"What's wrong?" Lynx has good eyes, by the way. There's no reason behind it he just does so stop asking questions.
There was this concerened expression on his face, and iPods do cost a lot, like, 100+. Yes, maybe that was just pocket change but... you know he just had to get it for Xander when he saw it the other day.
[OMG 300 I BE SO AWESOME! LOL I KICK ASSES.]
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Post by .xander;; on Aug 5, 2009 15:24:15 GMT -5
oh, lynx. lynx, lynx, lynx. you silly man. of course the motion of buying him an ipod touched xander. in the bottom of his shriveled black heart, he was touched. but he would be more touched if he could use it right now.
what's right? he retorted with a huff.
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Post by lynx on Aug 5, 2009 16:19:28 GMT -5
Sigh. Sometimes Xander was so bit--okay, ALWAYS BITCHY. So Lynx was at a loss for the moment and he shifted once again. Mink peered at the screen, yawned, and flexed her long, sharp claws at Xander. Yes, the cat could see him and didn't like him even if he was far away.
Pets Mink. "So, how was your time with that pretty Miss?"
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Post by .xander;; on Aug 5, 2009 16:29:08 GMT -5
xander is a werewolf. his first name means "dog." he has male pms. of course he's going to always be bitchy. that's why they call him "bitch boy." lolz.
but xander froze at katze's next question. didn't lynxy know not to play with fire by now?
none of your business, he replied. was that sound going through the chat static or growling?
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Post by lynx on Aug 5, 2009 16:30:47 GMT -5
"Yes it is, I'm your therapist. So, how did you two get along after I left?" Yes, he was going to pry especially since the other growled like a mutt. Ah, he wanted to make some dog jokes but that'd result in his poor laptop being broke into pieces.
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