.Sleepy.

[lynx]

"Then just tell me how the two of you met..."

That's all he needed to know today, then...

space space space space space

dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

lol lol lol lol lol

creeper creeper creeper creeper

XANDER IS A EUNUCH!

I mean, oh I don't know.

[.xander;;]

xander does too have a penis, i just stole it that's all.

well. that wasn't...as bad as it could be. still bad. horrible, actually. but he wouldn't spontaneously combust or anything. actually, now that he thought about it, it was kind of silly how they met.

we got paired up for a history project, he said with some ease.

[lynx]

"What was the... history project? Can you give me... more details please? Like... you're telling a story." KNOWS that Xander can do stuff like that, isn't stupid. With all those books he reads? Yeah, definately.

Is so awesome and knows stuff like that because Tifferny is a bitch.

[.xander;;]

how does what the project was matter? lynx was so weird. it was just some poster assignment. the teacher threw us together and it just happened that she could draw and i could write. big deal.

yeah. "do you want to work on it after school?" turned into "do you want to hang out after school?" then turned into "do you want to go out?" which inevitably turned into "do you want to get it on?"

"big deal" is right.

[lynx]

"...Did you two work on it at home together or just in the classroom?" He was very percise in these things of course.

Curiousity! He really needed to know the entire situation behind to meeting to get a basis of the relationship.

Because he's mother-fuckin' Katze, that's why.

[.xander;;]

here xander got a little uncomfortable again. ah, joyous memories! fuck them. where was a flamethrower when he needed one?

we got really into it, he explained, speaking writing slowly again. mainly because our teacher wasn't the nicest when it came to grading. lynx, call bs! so we worked on it at home some. and...showing up at each others' houses after that just...happened.

more wincing! yay pain!

[lynx]

Calls bs, but listens to the rest. Very very curious man here. He tilted his head.

"It seems you two hit it off from the start, am I right...?" He asked, nicely as he could. What a sweet guy he was.

Lol Okay, yeah, Xander isn't nice though, So Lynx has to be UBER NIIICIE

[.xander;;]

oh wow, nice use of slang, there, lynx. xander stared for a moment then responded, yeah, i guess.

the lately oddly quiet wolf now interjected, licking its chops [it kills me when he says that in white fang haha]. just hitting from the start, he means. oh yes of course the wolf liked making sexual comments, though it was more out of the need to reproduce and create more demon wolfies than just to fuck someone else's brains out. though it hadn't minded being present two out of the three times caleb and julie had danced the horizontal mambo.

fuck off, xander told it. it replied with a happy, you wish you could.

[lynx]

Lynx was a virgin man, so he didn't know of the fornification act. Yes, poor dear had no place to put his penis.

So he just blinked for a moment. "Alright then, what do you want to talk about now?" NICE LYNX.

So he sat there and waited, getting another milkshake which was godly wonderful.

[.xander;;]

xander was pretty not happy now so he didn't want to talk about anything. but in other news THIS IS MINK'S 300TH FUCKING POST. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, BITCHES. I OWN EVERY ONE OF YOUR PATHETIC ASSES. OH YEAH BABY. YOU WANT SOME? TOO BAD, BECAUSE I GOT IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE NONE OF IT.