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Post by lynx on Sept 4, 2009 19:00:32 GMT -5
This was a stupid plan, well, at least Lynx thought so as he shifted the little babie borderline collie in his arms. The pup was only 8 and a half weeks old. Looking down at the thing, he smiled. He hoped beyond anything that this plan of having Xander have contact and raising a puppy might make him more apt to get over his fear. "....Um...." He opened the door, with Xander already there. The puppy was in view as he shut the door.
"Hello Xander."
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Post by .xander;; on Sept 4, 2009 19:11:07 GMT -5
today was just another super fun day in the quack shack. nothing could possibly be any more special about this day than the day before it or the day after it. at least, that's what xander wanted to believe.
when he showed up to dr. katze's office for his first session of the week--mondays sucked--he could have sworn he smelled something fishy, but he couldn't place what. today katze opened the door for him and greeted him with an awkward "um." xander gave him a look and stepped cautiously inside the room, unenthusiastic about finding out what was giving him this uncomfortable feeling.
then he saw the squirming beast in lynx's arms. instantly, xander bolted for the door, but he was stupid and forgot that stan had come in after him, hence in his way. faceplanting on the floor is one thing, but faceplanting on a man's chest? how awkward was that? not that xander cared. all he cared about was getting away from that vile monster. the door closed and blocked, xander backed away into the nearest corner, bristling and snarling like an animal. the puppy watched him and gave a small yip in his direction--the bark that xander returned was ferocious and scared. he was now crouched in the corner, shaking and snarling, with his back pressed against the wall.
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Post by lynx on Sept 4, 2009 19:17:50 GMT -5
Lynx sighed softly, and placed the dog down after Xander started snarling. The puppy sat there and opened its cute, sleepy mouth in a yawn. This wittle puppy stood up and wagged its adorable little tail at the werewolf.
"Look, Xander, it's a baby puppy, she won't hurt you."
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Post by .xander;; on Sept 4, 2009 20:21:25 GMT -5
katze's words weren't very encouraging. as far as xander was concerned, that fuzz bucket was nothing more than the spawn of the terrible creature that had cursed him. how could that possibly be "adorable" or "harmless?" no, he didn't think so, and even the cute yawn and tail-wags did not earn the pup a friendly advance. xander still shook and growled. when the puppy, not knowing that growls meant hostility, took a single pawstep towards him, the lycanthrope leaned forward and swiped at the baby girl in a single, rapid movement. his nails missed the poor dear's muzzle by hardly an inch.
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Post by lynx on Sept 4, 2009 20:36:27 GMT -5
The puppy didn't really realize it was hostile, and moved forward happy with a wagging tail and licked the man's hand, yipping happily. It had eyes that could melt even the coldest and most fearful of hearts. This cute, sweet little thing kissed and loved on Xander's hand.
Lynx was so fearful for the puppy! Was Xander going to kill it?
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Post by .xander;; on Sept 4, 2009 22:24:28 GMT -5
forget fearful for the puppy, lynx was downright retarded for not interjecting to make sure xander didn't kill it. but xander was more likely to be the one dying when the pup bounded up to him and licked his hand! this was the shit heart attacks were made of. no, xander didn't attack or nom the poor, innocent puppy; he yelped and curled into a frantic, whining ball as memories of the last "dog" that had touched his hand flooded back.
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Post by lynx on Sept 4, 2009 22:30:19 GMT -5
The puppy then made a whining, whimpring sound. It even crawled onto Xander, enough to get to what of it could of his face. It licked and licked away; joyful to be with Xander. The dear girl loved her new owner on sight! Lynx couldn't help but find the puppy cute. It seemed to be adopting Xander as it's 'mommy'. It made a whine.
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Post by .xander;; on Sept 5, 2009 23:51:33 GMT -5
okay. this was completely unacceptable. it was crawling all over him, digging its claws into him, dripping its cursed venom all over his clothes and skin, and trying to eat his face!
the noise that ripped itself out of xander's throat was a twisted cross between a yelp and a howl. in a terrified frenzy, the young man swiped the monster off of his face and onto the ground. once it was away from him, he resumed fetal position and whined pathetically, completely disregarding how badly he may have hurt the poor, innocent puppy!
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Post by lynx on Sept 5, 2009 23:59:41 GMT -5
Miraculously the puppy was unharmed and all was well! It just bounded back up and curled up against Xander; yep. Puppy here had adoped Xander as its new mommy! <3. The dear thing just... curled up completely and wagged it's tale. Xandermommy was going to protect her and lover her, because... yeah.
Lynx thought it was a little precious. "Xander, please be nice to her. I think you're her new mommy."
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Post by .xander;; on Sept 6, 2009 0:23:29 GMT -5
it just wasn't going to stop! good job, lynx. xander is going to die today, and it's all your fault!
...but it didn't attack him again. it just sat, pressed up against him. after a few minutes of whining like a three-year-old girl, he peeked out from under the protection of his arms to steal a glance at the small beast. by now it had curled up and fallen asleep. at this point, xander took the time to analyze its potential deadliness. what he concluded with was lots of fuzz, stubby legs, big eyes, a chubby puppy belly, a cute widdle nose, and the most adorable floppy ears. ... wait, wasn't this supposed to be a monster?
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