woof

[.xander;;]

the brunet stole a half angry, half ashamed glance at lynx. he fidgeted once, expecting it to come off more as fluffing himself up. he was probably trying to make himself look more mad than guilty, but failed miserably.

‘where i’m at’? he scowled. as in, in coloring skills? you’re insane. you know that? you’re crazier than me.

[lynx]

I'll explain it to you if you draw a picture, okay?

Little cute Lynx still looked like a kicked puppy, of course, and then just curled up a bit in his chair. He sighed a little and waited to see if the other was actually going to do it or not!

[.xander;;]

oh, please. xander growled audibly. i know what it’s for. you want to see if i’ll draw another violent image of the wolf ripping something up. you think you’re the only psychiatrist to ever try that? wake up.

by now, stan was encouraging xander to get irritated enough to jump up or make some other aggressive movement--he was really and truly ready to knock him upside the head.

[lynx]

Lynx sighed. ...If you'd stop getting pissy and get to it, I'd tell you.

GOD. Why was Xander such a PMSing WOMAN today? What happened to those things between his legs? Did they shrivel up and die or something like that?

The poor thing definately needed a new pair.

[.xander;;]

if lynx or tifferny hadn’t noticed, xander is always pissy. this is because lynx is a therapist, not because he’s pmsing. also if they hadn’t noticed, he was in a good mood this morning and lynx’s being a therapist ruined it, not xander’s menstrual cycle.

i’ll stop being ‘pissy’ the moment you stop being a complete douchebag. no xanny was not in a good mood anymore.

[lynx]

...How can I be an instrument a woman shoves up the vaginal cavern to clean out um, residue of sperm and other elements including vaginal mucus? Too much information Lynx.

Now that was probably the funniest thing he's even explained out, whatever. He's funny. Just admit it.

[.xander;;]

lynx was funny. yes he was. he was so funny that xander actually smiled. it was a nice smile, not one of those fake “i only want you to think i’m smiling” smiles.

you know, he wrote, the happy smile not fading for a moment, in the ten days we’ve had together, i was never able to find the perfect words to describe you. you just found them for me! thank you, katze.

[lynx]

Not sure if he likes that. Please don't find a word for me. Pretty please.

Looks scared, like the other was going to attack him again and gite him or something like that because that was a very scary experiance that he didn't want to happen again any time soon.

Please don't eat me.

[.xander;;]

the smile faded. it was replaced with an expression more like “i can’t believe how fucking stupid you are.” yeah, that one.


honestly, xander wrote with a deep sigh. how am i supposed to insult you when you don’t even get the offensive part?

i’m not going to eat you, he added with a roll of the eyes and a nod to the milkshake machine. you’d taste too sweet.

[lynx]

I like sweets... So... of course I'd be sweet!

Oh just looks so nice and pretty right now. Puts his hair up in a blue ribbon while he's at it, because... It was in the way. Smiles. Doesn't notice how feminine he looks... and crap.